Yeah, the swine has been hiding from me for years. Won't answer my PMs (I have sent him at least 666 of them!), will not respond to my calls, ignores my full page ads. My God my! He has no sense of decency! (My kind of boy!)

But I shall continue to seek him. We have business to discuss! If anyone points him out for me, I'll make you an offer you can't refuse!

Bill Z. Bub