Lookie here, O.S., I know exactly where he is...he's sequestered with the backroom boys (mostly alumni of the Young Republicans, plus a few turncoat Democrats who secretly voted for Nixon), and they're planning how to fix the Shatner for Mudcat Icon election by issuing false data and spreading lies and innuendo.

My sources inform me that they are hanging out at the Howard Johnson's outside of Springfield, Ohio. Just follow your nose...you'll find him soon enough.

Oh, and thanks for the generous offer, but I'm glad to provide the above info for free.

- LH