Parrot notices pot bellied man in torn gold velour shirt and tight black shiny pants.

"AraaaaaK! Ya been in another fight Captian?"

"No I was singing." He emotes, with pathos and anguish in his voice "The audience did this"

Really skinny guy with baggy eyes in similar attire, Blue shirt, shiny black pants, pipes up and says. "Of course they did Bill. You're an actor, not a musician."