Friggin' Christ! Even I am getting tired of Shatner at this point...

So why did I post here and thus renew the thread? Well, I just couldn't resist some sort of response, at least to Gargoyle, who was kind enough to post some pretty amusing comparisons between Shatner and the common manatee.

Gargoyle, you asked "Little Hawk - why DID you begin this shit?" Well, I ask myself that sometimes...in the wee hours of the night...

I thought it would be funny. I didn't realize that it would mutate and spread quite so insidiously as it has...but the anonymous GUESTS were not much on my mind at that time.

Also, Spaw is to blame. He was doing all that ridiculous stuff with the NYCFFTF (sorry, I mean NYCFTTS!), and Paw and Cletus and all that...and they aren't even REAL! I thought, geez, if he can do all this silly crap and get away with it, why shouldn't I?

So I was really just imitating Spaw, and trying to get some Canadian content in while raising a few harmless laughs.

I find Shatner's acting style quite amusing (to say nothing of his "singing"). He also used to do some Loblaws ads up here in Canada that were damned funny, although not intentionally so, and further to that a close friend of mine once sold him an ounce of grass. God's truth.

That is my explanation.

Now, like a mad scientist in a cheap Hammer horror film, I am stumbling around in the wreckage of my laboratory, tearing at my hair, and crying out again and again in desperation, "WHAT HAVE I DONE? WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!???"

It's all Spaw's fault! The bugger should be drawn, quartered, castrated, and shot!

- LH