Life From Two Feet Off The Ground (fer PatientJack the Sailor--words/tune by me)

I'm just a miniature pony
My course in this life has been set
My brain is the size of a walnut
And it's full of things I can't forget

There's goin' and stoppin' and crosswalks
Stoppin' cars, though I rather would run
Then escalators, cars, and shopping malls?
Well, brother, it ain't too much fun

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Life from two feet off the ground
Oh, life from two feet off the ground
You may think it's funny
But I'm a'tellin' ya sonny
Try life from two feet off the ground

From my little herd I was chosen
And run through a special guide course
But I can't understand why people act so suprised
When I act like a regular horse

The world is a scary ol' mutha
For humans 5'2'' to 6'3''
But try it from my point of reference
An' look at it once from your knees

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Now, don't think too ill of my people
They keep me all sassy and fat
I was taught to be helpful and loyal
An' I'll be found doin' just that

So what if some little things spook me?
Cut me a wee bit of slack
I'll keep on being eyes for the blind
An' you keep the hell off my back

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