Oakley-I have no tattoos, but I have a few scars (a V shaped scar on my right thumb, 1 inch X 2 inches, (argument with meat slicer!) a scar on the left side of my stomach, (motorcycle accident) and a hole in my lower left leg (it looks like a gunshot wound, but I was attacked by a rottweiler), though as Les says, I will be wearing a black cowboy hat and I will have a hamster in my pocket. If you want to know what I look like just look at the pictures, click on qiuck links.john