If I Were A Seeing-Eye Pony!
(Tune:If I were the King of the Forest)

If I were a seeing eye pony, Not monkey, nor dog or such ilk
My garb as a seeing eye pony , would be blanket, and harness of silk.
And beneath all that lot, the panties I've got.
Are bright scarlet , with flounces and frills - Yes! frills!
As I do my best job, all the flounces they bob
And the tourists stare as I strut my wares
And the traffic stops just for me!- I am the sexy pony!
Everyone must show respect to me.
Passerbys they genuflect to me.
And my tail will whip, As I show my slip
And every underthing
I am such a sexy pony!
Sexy pony!