I promised you all some B.L.O.B.s, and here they are -- I tell y'all this for free -- I needed some giggles, grins and guffaws the last few days, and y'all have definitely provided them in abundance and in typical Challenge!r style! Thanks one and all ;-) Here are your oh-so-deserved mini chips, and stayed tuned tomorrow, for the BIG Chip Awards!!:

To alinact, for this lovely picture:

At the park or supermarket
Rosie will take me by the hand.
She's the smartest and the bravest
seeing-eye pony in the land.

To Genie, for a very different picture with:

Amos checked the pants for fingerprints or labels from the store.
Derrymacash and Mousethief swore they'd ne'er seen them before.
They were plastered and their vision blurred,
And down upon their knees,
When they spied the name "Provocateur" so clear that all could see!

And for this charming wee verse:

Sidekick piggies are winkin' and blinkin"
At the guests, and, sure, they're a thinkin'
"Awf'lly pow'rful stuff I been drinkin' -- it, for sure, warn't milk!"
When they spy that mini filly with the red drawers of silk!

To Amos, for another lovely, lovely scene:

It's not clinging to the silky underwear
Planted on her by some mor´e of the town
Or something that somebody said
Because they thought we fit together walking
It's just knowing that the world will not be hurting
Or confusing when I walk along some crosswalk and I find
That I'm safely standing on the crossroads
By her caring and her seeing,
And I'm grateful for her silken red behind

To Jack the Sailor for (I love the scarlet knickers!):

Well, we got her a harness so she could lead the blind
But we knew we would have to cover, her behind
The more we watched walk away , The more we heard her Neigh
We knew that scarlet Knickers, were the only way

To Janie (yet another Brand New Challenge!r!!! Howdy and Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, Janie!!) for this very imaginative Kodak moment:

She rode home in the truck with her friend Fat Butt
And they chatted about the trip they'd made.
When Cherry had them settled in bed
They munched on toast and marmalade.

To JenEllen (boy, can I relate to this!) for this brainy bit:

I'm just a miniature pony
My course in this life has been set
My brain is the size of a walnut
And it's full of things I can't forget

To DonD, for puttin' a little rythm into Rosie:

She's not just a hussy, flaunting her rump,
With an equine grind and a bump;
She has a great heart tho' her body is small,
There's much more to Rosie than her red underall

To darlin' derrymacash, for takin' Rosie where she's never been before (fada added at no charge, btw) with:

Ah, Mary the 'Mericky's a wonderful sight
But some of its features would give you a fright
They don't set their horses to run or to draw
They trate them like childer, I tell you, mo grá
I saw one this mornin', it caused me to moan
For they'd only put drawers on the poor horsey's "hone"!
It's a fashion, I tell you, a fad I declare
That will never catch on with the boys of Kildare

To SharonA, for these two excellent bits o' bull (or should that be 'horse'?):

Hear her tiny hooves on floor, see her crimson thing on thigh.
"She's a-'way more dressed than hounds are," I love the crowds to sigh!
Wears the mornin' reins in malls, and her bum always shines.
We'll be buyin' or hie home. With her eyes she powers mine!

And for:

She's heavin' now, 'cause I just heard the slippin' of the drawers
The way I know I've heard them slip one hundred times before,
And if I could see, I'd mount that horse and ride her to the pound.
Oh Rosieeeeee, don't shake your undies down

To Deda, who used one of my all time favorite folk groups as a model ;-), for:

And Rosie, she'd wear panties
With a tail-sized hole behind her
With silk and lace and lining
She'd prance around and dance
And we'd all sing together
Like the Bremen town musicians
Pony, dogs and chickens and a goat

To MMario, for his leonine treatment of this horse of a different color, with:

Everyone must show respect to me.
Passerbys they genuflect to me.
And my tail will whip, As I show my slip
And every underthing
I am such a sexy pony!
Sexy pony!


Brilliant!! You've surpassed yourselves this time 'round, Challenge!rs!! ;-)

Yee-Haw! Áine