I have HIV (if you were ever intimate), Do it yourself. (When it aint yer job), ba da bing (from anyone, anywhere, anytime), Let me help (from someone you'd rather take nothing from), That's not it (when shopping with a 10 year old who wants to look like a super model and hates everything she tries on), Five more minutes (from your honey, who doesn't seem to need sleep), I am sorry (from someone you know is completely disingenuous, and means not one letter in the phrase), You're laid off.