Aye weel.... it's fell guid tae see hoo thur's nae degradation o' the traditional an' historic weys o' makin' ra towrists feel welcome back in ma ain fair haimland the noo. Ah'm shair that if a' they fowks gangin' awa' up ower ra border foaly a' yer recommendations they'll shairly git a holiday they're no' likely tae furget in a hurry. Aye, crivvens, jings'n helpmaboab, ma ain wee hielant laddie the noo, d'ye no ken jimmy.

Eh, bit here, hing oan a wee meenit! Yur a Cameron ur ye no? Whitna d'ye think ye're daein, mon? Ye could hae made a wee bitty charge fur a' that help ye've went and gi'ed folks.... Aye, weel seen yur nae ony employee o' ra Towrist Board.