Bert jumps in to plug a song again

Well not really, this is to illustrate a point I have to make about parodies. Sometimes the use of an existing song is inevitable - it just fits.

We were reading about this woman who'd had plastic surgery and finished up with a 70 inch bust. An event which just couldn't go unsung. No other song would do for this. It just had to be 'Cindy'.

Bert