Shoot Mz.Kat, I guess mebbe I ain't the brightest bulb in the string but I figgered thet enythin with the wird "BALM" tacked on it would be somewhat soothing to a skin irritation of a private nature. I mean, Hellfire, thet stuff called Udder Balm iz reel gude fer dried up hands an callouses and teats an such, but thet TIGER Balm shouldn't be plased in eny such a category. They ain't much soothin' about it at all. Last nite I packed my boys down wif thet stuff an' come up out the bed about five minutes later an' ain't laid back down sinse. God help me! ..scuse me please ma'am, I got to get more ice and try to get this swellin' down summat. I jes pray thet Mz.Tweed don't get to feelin' frisky fer another nite or two.... Boberdz, ef you spray that possum's butt try to use latex instead of lacquer. I wouldn't wish this kinda pain on no other creature......