Hey, I'm not a real Guest, either!

This story about the ceilidh band reminds me that in the World Cup year of - oh, was it '78 or '82 that was the Ally's Army year? - I was playing in a cabaret band around Scotland. Every bloody night we played "we're on the road wi' Ally's Army!", and it was plainly obvious to everybody that one of the trio (me) had a broad London accent!!!!

-Ian B