Mary had a little lamb --
The obstetrician was amazed.

Mary had a little lamb.
Its fleece as blood was red.
This was because its fleece was soaked.
The little lamb was dead.

Mary had a little Lamb.
When asked for Its advice
On what it should be called, It answered
"Call me Jesus Christ."

Mary had a little watch.
She swallowed it one day.
The doctor gave her Ex-Lax
To pass the time away.
Mary took the Ex-Lax,
But the time, it would not pass,
So, if you want to know the time,
You can look up Mary's aunt, who has a watch too.