Or you can sing this to the tune of the original:

My friends they had a tabby cat
It was the cutest thing
When Linda left her sewing out
It ate a spool of thread

The cat began to peake and pine
And soon became quite frail
From the thread that ran inside
From tooth and tongue to tail

And so the vet opened her up
And cut from stem to stern
To unthread cat gut he set out
For more money than I earn.

But when he to the colon came
He said he'd done his job
That cat would have to pass the thread
Just like a sh*t-kabob.

My friends they had a little cat --
I cannot find the words --
Because everywhere that kitty went
She trailed a string of turds.

-- Barbara Millikan
Blessings,
Barbara