I'm going to pretend this thread poses a serious quistion. I had about 10 years of classical piano training. I played woodwinds (clarinet, sax, flute) for at least 8 years. I tried to play professionally for almost a year. You wanna know what happened? It's a hard life. Especially if you're not good enough. Some of us aren't, you know; no matter how hard we try. Since all I can do is hang out on the fringes, that's what I do.