Hey baby I'm your telephone man
You just tell me where you want it and I'll put it where I can
I can put it in the bedroom I can put it in the hall
I can put it in the bathroom I can hang it on the wall
You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring
And if you really want it you can have a dingaling...

Why in the SAM HILL can I remember that stupid song from 25 years ago, but not what I did yesterday?!!!???!!!!!