*Lance*? Goodness gracious. / Mine's a real Amurrrican name: Joe. Regular Joe, y'know. (Yeah right.) So is the Threadstarter's (regardless of his Pondside), sez I: Jim. Now in British that would be James of course. / But then I'm citing nicknames: thread-drift already, already. / Hmm "nicknames": wot about Nicholas? What's that? / Wife & I gave son a real all-American name: Brendan. :) No, a Saint he Ain't.