Ex-archaeologist, currently midway through my doctorate in computer science where I get to do bits of archaeology too (graphical representations). Have had part time jobs as: shelf-stacker, shop assistant (x 2), waitress (x 5), cinema staff, and a wee bit of web stuff. All quite mundane, but these days I get my fun travelling the world for conferences. Have never tried hypnotising a chicken but as for --(SNIP! sorry, thought of a minor crudity here, but decided it was too obvious).