Reincarnation ? I hope not. With my luck, I'll come back as an alcoholic woodpecker.

Minds me of my great uncle Matthah. My dad and uncle took him fishing trout when he was 75. The trip was 8 km down the East Branch to the tongue, 8 km up the West Branch to the road, and 4 km back to the car. When they got home, well after dark, they asked Matthah what he thought of the trip. He replied, "When I get to the Pearly Gates, I'm going to ask St. Peter one thing : if I can come back when you two are 75 and take you on the same damn trip you took me today !!"