Hi Folks, These are supposed to be legitimate ads from an Irish paper. Bad tempered,foul-mouthed old bastard living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks 21 yr. old blonde with big chest. Bitter,disillusioned Kerryman rejected by longtime fiance, seeks decent,honest,reliable woman. If such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet faced bitches. < My question: What would your ad say? >