The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #37610   Message #748852
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
16-Jul-02 - 10:00 AM
Thread Name: BS: Heard any good ones lately
Subject: RE: BS: Heard any good ones lately
NOTE ON THE ECONOMY

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then traded in the cans at a redemption center for the nickel deposit, you would have $107.00.

Given the current conditions of the economy, my advice is to drink heavily and recycle.