This one is from me mum:> 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by people who
run the country.
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> 2. The New York Times is read by people who think
they run the country.
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> 3. The Washington Post is read by people who want
to run the country.
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> 4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought
to run the country but don't really understand the
Washington Post. They do, however, like bright
> colors and their smog statistics shown in pie
charts.
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> 5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who
wouldn't mind running the country, if they could spare
the time, and if they didn't have to leave L.A. or
drive on the freeway in the rain to do it.
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> 6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents
used to run the country and they did a far superior
job of it, thank you very much.
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> 7. The New York Daily News is read by people who
aren't too sure who's running the country, and don't
really care as long as they can get a seat on the
train.
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> 8. The New York Post is read by people who don't
care who's running the country either, as long as they
do something really scandalous, preferably while
intoxicated and/or while wearing a bunny suit.
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> 9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people
who aren't sure there is a country, or that anyone is
running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that
they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if
the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist
dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens from ANY
country or galaxy as long as they are Democrats.
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> 10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are
running another country,but need the baseball scores.
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> 11. The Washington Times is read by
arch-conservative white folks who don't think there
are any other kinds of folks in this country besides
arch-conservative white folks.
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> 12. The National Inquirer is read by people trapped
in line at the grocery store