Feeling Your Bum Again
Lyrics:  Sonja W. Oates ©2002; parody of
Falling In Love Again

Feeling your bum again,
Never really lewd,
Though it's misconstrued,
It's my calling.

Clairvoyance is my game,
Play it my own way--
Really not risqué
Or appalling.

Some say that folks wear their hearts upon their sleeves,
But if your ass is bare, far more I can perceive.

Feeling your bum again,
Nothing vile or rude--
Hey, I'm a doctor, dude,
It's my calling! 
 
 

Falling In Love Again - (sung by Marlene Dietrich)
 

Falling in love again,
Never wanted to.
What am I to do?
I can't help it.

Love's always been my game,
Play it how I may.
I was made that way,
I can't help it.

Men cluster to me like moths around a flame,
And if their wings burn I know I'm not to blame.

Falling in love again,
Never wanted to.
What am I to do?
I can't help it.

~SWO~