Sounds like Lane, Patterson, etc. need to watch out, there is a new gang in town. The Enforcers: Guido, Fluffy, Kendall "The Musician", and Jeri "The Fiddler".

("What is that eerie sound, Batman?" "The Fiddler is in town, there must be a gang war or CD protection going on. We better get to the Commissioner." Another part of town, a radio station playing "Today's Hits for Today's Whatever". Entry of the Enforcers:
The Fiddler: "Hey, Nice radio station you got here, pity if anything was to happen to it."
DJ: "We have a set list, you can't intimidate me."
Guido: "Do you know what is on the list?"
DJ: "Er, no, they just give it to me in the morning, and I have to play it. Corporate, you know."
Fluffy:"You know, if you had a union --"
The Fiddler: "Cut it, Fluffy."
Fluffy: "But Boss, I was just --"
The Fiddler: "I know, I know. Anyway, stooge, we want you should play this new CD by Jed Marum. Good tunes, makes you laugh, makes you cry, you leave humming the big tunes. Otherwise, you aren't going to have to worry about your children's college fund."
DJ:"Er, why?"
The Fiddler: "Because we are going to start by burning down the college of your choice, and then go to work on stuffing as many of these CDs as we can find down your childrens' throats, in a non-violent way, of course."
DJ: "I can't do that. It is against the rules."
The Fiddler: "Rules? Rules? Don't make me call upon "The Musician" here, he knows rules that would make your head spin, and I mean that literally, he is big on vertebrae, never ceases to amaze me."
DJ: "You mean, gulp, that that guy is "The Musician"?"
The Fiddler: "Yeah, I know, he frightens us too, that is why we move in a group, so are you going to play nice, the nice music, or --"
DJ: "OKOKOKOKOK. But you will have to answer to AOL-Time Warner for this."
The Fiddler: "Make it so."
yours, Peter T.