I tink I haff der anscher von yore friendt. De condition isch not too unuzuasl. He is schuffering from a complex visch ve call Latent Folksinger Compulsive Repetitive Disorder. He hass latent impulsez to folkie, ya? Repetitively. ya. Iff you bring hin to schee me, vee can fix it in a few weeks. Der remedy involffs a largche number of Schee-Dee's, ya? But you muscht bring him along yourschelf for there to be any hope of recoffery. It'sch technical...

I vill schend you my address in La Jolla, ya?

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