I think Brian has a perfect right to express himself freely, John. It is said that if you give enough monkeys enough typewriters and enough time, eventually one of them will type "Hey, hey, we're the monkeys!" Perhaps, using this method, Brian can suggest an eating house for us power tea.

Is "keybord that you hold in your hands and squash it,9" a personal organiser? Mine isn't working very well. By the way, they haven't got computers in Cottingham yet.

Garfield