The train was standing at the station, when a young man full of care,
Running down to reach his carriage, tripped, fell headlong down the stair.
An old lady standing by said, "Did you miss a stair my son ?"
He replying said "No Madam, I hit every bleedin' one."

Girls can never change their nature - it's impossible to beat.
If a girl is born a lemon, then they're never be a peach.
But the law of compensation is the moral that I teach.
You can always squeeze a lemon, have you tried to sqeeze a peach ?