Anyone remember the song,

"The bells of hell go ting a ling a ling for you, but not for me;
For me the angels sing a ling a ling...?"

I learned it as a 10 year old in Episcopal church camp (figures, right?) and have never been able to track down the rest of it. If it's possible anywhere, I know Mudcat is the place!
Another Episcopal and probably Catholic joke, "Where there are three or four Episcopalians gathered together, there's always a fifth!"
Thanks,
Terilu