Come on pete get on board,you are letting the side down.

Fifty minutes to go before I have full use of the ears. I intend to make a full working model of the battleship "Aurora" with the wax. Any thing left over I will make into a small wall plaque to be erected in "Durty Nellies" to commemerate the once I broke wind in there.So hard luck Oakley, you wont be able to satisfy your strange obsessions with my bodily fluids.

Sorry to have missed your little swarry pete (again) but straight after I have been de-waxed, the Punchmobile with self,the beloved and a couple of worthy comrades will be headed south to the small hamlet of Tolpuddle in Dorset for the festival.There I will be indulging in the one or two things I am reasonably good at,drinking bear, talking drivel and singing the odd owld song or two.

Please someone tell john that the "sqeezy" thing that andy plays is an acccordian before there is blood and bear spilt.Bye the bye bye I believe brother dean is in deep negotiations with the busking people at beverley for Punch the Horse to have a go.Whether we shall be doing music is at the moment a point of debate since last fridays gig at withernsea we were introduced by the compere as a "speciallity act" It may be more appropriate for me and oakley do our underwater soot juggling act with accompanied smoke machine.