Danged, the "True Confessions" sign is all lit up... So what better time to just unload all this stuff I've been carrying around for, ohhh, a long time.

1. Okay, first of all I did inhale and I think I had sex with that woman. (Hey, that's a better satrt that some folks that come to mind...)

2. I have been known to think to myself, "What if Dylan could actually sing? (That one was real tough...)

3. Yeah, the Nancy Sinatra album was the "pink" album but it didn't quite rival the Beatles "white" album.

4. Also in my collection of albums one might and probably will still find the likes of the Animals, the Monkeys, the Zombies, the Troggs and a bunch of other "the" bands that by today's standards,... ahhhhhh, really stink.

5. Okay, I wasn't really up for this one but, hey! Yeah, I might have told Jimmy Clark that I got to 1st base with Nina Williams back when I was 12 or so, but... (take a deep breath, Bobert...) but... but... I struck out. There, I said it...

But, hey, I never voted fir a Republican!!!

Impeach Nixon!!!!!

Bobert