jOhn, try the Post Office, or whatever they call it at the moment; you should be able to pay the bill there without charge. I think you should assume your urban warrier role, don the black costume and write a graffito on the said bank in the small hours (Ossonflags may be the only witness, so dopn't worry) to the effect that they are lieing, profiteering rip-off merchants with a customer-explulsion policy. If your script carries your hallmark, write "allegidly9" at the end and you won't be Sued.

Does Mustafa have any intention of proving toilet facilities, or do you, like me, find the coldness of your own porcelain, mighty comforting?

Ah ha, Les. But I was in the Black Boy, although pre occupied by watching a whistling policeman rocking on his stool, and foaming at the mouth.