Dear Mr. Patterson,

We at the Neil Young Center for the Terminnaly Screwed were quite concerned to hear of your illness. Over the years, you have been one of our most important supporters. Your patient referrals and your financial contributions have been a major boost to our efforts in assisting the unfortunate victims of TS.

These contributions have made possible the completion just last month of our Rick James wing, housing the Funk Rehabilitation Department and our Groupie Halfway House. We are also pleased to report some other exciting news. A new department is being created, to be placed under the direction of Mr. Young himself: The Catspaw Clinic for Falsetto Vocal Reconstruction, in your honor, sir. Yes, Neil thought you would be pleased.

In closing, we are all wishing you a speedy recovery. Because of our strict policy of anonymity in regard to our clients, we cannot mention any names, but several patients who frequent the Mudcat Cafe cyber site are extremely agitated about your illness. In fact, if we had not physically restrained him as well as doubling his meds,Banjer would probably be at your side right now.

Wishing you the best,

Cletus Dumont

Director, NYCTS