Ossonflags, it appears that Mrs Drinkall from no 21 and Skipjack appear the most likely to come on Saturday, given the evidence from the thread. I may well come myself, but later.

My smallholding is legendary amongst local people. To illustrate, I will be in shorts on Saturday night if that's ok with you.

Gerry, are you sure it's ok to do that, what with the banjo problem and all? And to prove that I am not of a lavatorial disposition: not a single mention of taking a dump after feeling the turtle's head all afternoon. Oh bugger!