Jesus Gerry, I heard you shout and came as fast as I could. What? real Americans? Crikey!

Ahem...Hello Americans!! Welcome to a UK thread. This is what we have to put up with when you are asleep. Drivel of the highest quality, but some of the UK people will insist upon that damned thread-drift thing, which I personally find so irritating. But we do try to leave things nice and tidy for when you wake in the small hours, and start to do your American electric writings. So how is America then?

jOhn will either go bannnaaannas or be chuffed to bITs9, when he comes round. What do you say John?

Gerry, I hope that the Americans stay around a bit, say something encouraging and welcoming to them. After all, you're the one with the bloody flower on the skin of your banjo.