Gerry, thanks for soothing me. One, I can cope with (as long as he or she is friendly), the presence of two reveals my complete inability to deal with group dynamics. Unless they are freisians, when I become becalmed.

Watch the for the thread entitled "Oakley sacked from Punch the Horse for wearing shorts at gig". Ossonflags is showing his disquiet at the inevitable sartorial mess and atonomical diversity to be displayed tomorrow9.

Where is yer man anyway? I thought that he'd have got wind that he now has his own thread9, and thrown a sickie at Mustafa, in order to get comfy and gush forth. He now has a soulmate by the way, in Dodgy bird - another of the sisterhood of the strangely configured keyboard who owns a hamster and drinks bear. Are you there jOhn9?