Well, danged, this one is easy 'nuff. I'd do a socio-psycho- anthropological of the Catbox. Yep, complete with cast/case anylisis of some of the "core characters". AND you know you are!!! Hey, quit lookin' at the other folks 'cause I'm talkin to you...

Yeah, then you'd have to call me Dr. Boney Hillbilly and I know just who would be the first to PM me with some story about an ache or pain that other docs counldn't figure out. No names, but we all know who you are... Hmmmmmmmm? Okay, it's just IBS. Take some aloe vera and leave me to my more important work...

Dr. Bobert