Trevor,

I've been telling everyone I know your parrot joke. I'm losing lots of friends, but I'm enjoying myself.

And now Shileds Folk has given me another one to annoy everyone with.

Also, Trevor, that brown & sticky joke is one of my favourites too. No accounting for humour, I suppose. (grin)

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A joke I like telling to Americans is:

Did you hear about the (insert ethnic identifier here) tap dancer?

He fell down the drain.

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Oz-speak explanation available on request for a nominal fee (tee-hee!)

Helen