The line someone in the best single line thread attributed to a country song actually started out as a pickup line: "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me." But I think I topped that many years ago in a body exchange bar between Visalia and Tulare county: When I came into the bar I saw a woman about 6'2" tall, probably weighing a very well distributed 180 pounds--I blush to remember this, but I went up to her and said, "You are a hell of a lot of a woman, and I'd like to get my body next to yours. Wanna dance?" She of course said no. Top that if you can. --seed