This is very embarrassing, but what the h. Whenever I hear someone say (as a joke), "Would you like to come up and see my etchings?" I am reminded (or if I am not reminded, my mother who overheard the conversation will remind me) of the time when I was 9 years old and in love with Jana Wegner (who would have nothing to do with me, and is now serving time in L.A. for Tax Fraud with Darlene Gillespie of the Mouseketeers. No, no, that is just sour grapes). Anyway, I sidled up to her as we were waiting for the school bus, and said, "How would you like to come and play with my Etch-a-Sketch after school?". I had this fantasy about my turning the left knob, and her turning the right knob, and we would paint beautiful music together, if you get my drift, or you know anything about this archaic toy.
She went off with Jim Morrison instead (No, she didn't.)
I got a Spiragraph later, but never tried it out as a good line (though it made great lines).
Yours, Peter T.