Well Ralphie, I think you are asking the wrong person for approval of your scheme to defraud. You do know that they all can be contacted online, and all your fraud schemes you are going on about reported? And that of course would mean an investigation, and all sorts of inconvenient things like that.

Come to think of it, why hasn't Nic Jones availed himself of these services?

How about you ask the question of the MU? Or the Mechanical-Copyright Society? Ring up the UK office of the Guild of International Songwriters, and see what they have to say about your scheme for defrauding a busines person who's practices you don't like?