Over the Top.

Why are so many paper dispensers so low to the ground? Why am I always bending over and reaching 3 feet away to get the paper?

Anyone ever do the old trick of putting plastic wrap on the bowl?

I've never heard the term "bog roll"

A friend of mine makes a device known as a "Down-Boy" It is a sensor attached to the bottom side of the seat with a time delay of 2 minutes. At the end of 2 min. of being in a vertical position it beeps to remind the man that he should put the seat back down. He sels them for $5 and has sold around 10,000 of them.

Scary story - several years ago I was on a 9-ball pool team. We had a nice "home" pool hall in downtown Orlando, but every other week we traveled to a different bar. One week we were at a pretty rough place and I went into the WC to pee. There was a toilet and a urinal. I used the urinal and the toilet was occupied. While I was in there, another man came in and looked at the occupied recepticles, shruged his shoulders, and started to pee in the sink. When I finished, I wasn't sure if I should wash my hands...