Blackcatter's story reminded me of one my father used to tell about the old bachlor who finally got married after living alone for years and years. When he next checked in at his favorite tavern, the boys had to ask him how he liked married life. Well, he was looking pretty stressed and replied, "My wife's a terrible housekeeper. Every time I piss in the sink it's full of dirty dishes."

Cheerily,
Charley Noble