splendid post Gary, my love. I hope that the protagonists can hear above the white noise. DEFRA livestock returns cannot be done with a 56K modem; and I have just walked out of the shower.

Which reminds me that Nelly's on the 8th September could be just a rehearsal for Wooton in terms of naked bicycling. And it should still be warm enough to obviate the use of cock rings!