ObSongs: Look up "They're Moving Father's Grave to Build a Sewer" in the database.

There is also a long poem about Sonia Snell, who sat on a recently varnished seat & had to be taken to the hospital with it attached to her; but I haven't time to write it out here.

However, the following can be sung:

There was once a young man named MacBride,
Who tumbled down one hole and died.
MacBride had a brother,
Who fell in the other,
And now they're *interred* side by side.