Hey Ivy, I'm bettin' if your friend would've said she had an ugly one, those fellas still would've lined up for a gander, being the goose and all...

One that I've seen succeed after 1:00 am: "Yo, Rover! Heel!"

I was approached on Venice Beach last summer by a man who said he was a professional photographer specializing in athletic women and he wanted to know if I would come to his apartment so he could "do my legs". Too funny.

Sheye