The difference between a pro folkie and a large pizza--the pizza can feed a family of four. When I was a boy I told my father When I grow up, I want to be a folkie. He said Son, you'll have to choose.

A folkie goes into a bar, sits down and while tuning his guitar says Next I'd like to order a traditional drink, which is a mixture of an alcoholic beverage known as scotch, together with club soda, or simply 'soda' as it's commonly called. Then he pauses, strums his guitar and sings "I'll have a scotch and soda".