Joke that only wortks (if at all!) in a Black Country accent:

Enoch says to Eli, "I've gorra new job, I'm a corsetier."

Says Eli "Don't be daft, that's a woman's job, measurin' ladies up for undergarments."

"No, I work down at the local cinema. I look at peoples tickets, and if they'm in the wrong seat, I say 'Yo corsetier'!"

LFF