Shave the Beaver

Tune: "Trail the Eagle", Boy Scouts Songbook



Shave the beaver, shave the beaver,
Shave it high and low!
From your thong, or summer shorts,
Oh, let no curlies show!
Just pretend they never grew there,
Shave it slick 'til Fall,
Shave it sisters, 'til we're all
Like Baaaarby Dolls!


Shave the muff, now, shave the muff now
Make it clean as snow
Surely then a handsome "ten"
You'll quickly take in tow.
But, fair sisters, you must ask
A question hard but true --
Do you want him. if that's why he
Falls f-o-o-o-or youuuuuuu!!!??

Yours,

Hieronymous O' Bsession

Defrocked Prelate

Temple of the Golden Curve


Do you want a guy who