To the tune of Winter Wonderland

Lacy things the wife is missing, didnt ask permission, I'm wearing her clothes, her silk pantyhose, walking round in womens underwear.

In the store there's a teddy. little straps like spaghetti, that hold me so tight, like handcuffs at night, walking round in womens underwear,

In the office theres a guy named Melvin, he pretends that I am Murphy Brown, he'll say are you ready, I'll say no man, just wait until our wives are out of town,

Later on if you wanna, we can dress like Madonna, put on some eye shades, join the parade, walking round in wmoens underwear,

Repeat fisrt verse.

Murphy Brown was the alleged prostitute in the Hugh Grant "scandal"

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